Mazuma is a service that will buy your ‘old’ phone when you
can’t sell it to your friends or the local dodgy phone shop. Their mascot is a
little red creature that is adorable and also incredibly irritating to look at.
Just look at that asshole's little face:
So pleased with itself
I want to just gently pick it up and snuggle it against my
face, possibly with a tiny eskimo kiss. But I also can’t stand to look at its smug
expression. I share these conflicted emotions with the actors in their adverts,
which is good since they’re forcing their cute little pal into an envelope and selling
it to the unknown. What awaits beyond the envelope? Slavery? Violence? Death? Should
you feel bad for the poor little asshole? Find out more after the click.